Joe
Diffie
Intro:
G C
Well I ain't afraid of dying, it's the
thought of being dead
I wanna go on being me once my eulogy's
been read
Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't
lay me down to rest
You can put my mind at ease if you fill my
last request
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Prop me up
beside the jukebox if I die
Lord I wanna go
to heaven, but I don't wanna go tonight
Fill my boot up
with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up
beside the jukebox if I die
Just let my headstone be a neon sign
Just let it burn in memory of all of my
good times
1. Fix me up with a mannequin, just
remember I like blondes
2. Just make your next selection and while
you're still in line
1. I'll be the life of the party even when
I'm dead and gone
2. You can pay your last respects one
quarter at a time
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